Plant Cops

Plant Cops is the eleventh episode of Crazy Plants.

Plot
PLANT COP 1: Good evening, sir! Where is your ticket?

REPEATER: Ticket? I don't have a ticket!

PLANT COP 2: The ticket man! He gave you a ticket!

TICKET MAN: *shown in closet tied up with tape on his mouth* MMMMMMMMMMMM!!

REPEATER: He wasn't there!

PLANT COP 3: There is a hot sexy plant who tells you to get a ticket from the ticket machine!

REPEATER: I don't know her!

PLANT COP 1: Standees are crap!

PLANTERN: *overhears* Standees? Rep is retarded! And he can figure out that it is not real! Why not get a real plant?

PLANT COP 1: You are under arrest for not having a ticket!

REPEATER: Crap! Take those stupid handcuffs away!

UMBRELLA LEAF: *stamps PLANT COPS* *in voice of the guy who says MIME FAIL! in the Smosh video, Mime Fail* PLANT COPS!

REPEATER: This is boring and crap! Get something interesting for once!

PLANT COP 1: We need to act fast to destroy the bad plants, Mr. President!

PRESIDENT: *turns out to be a clown plant* *makes a bomb-shaped balloon*

PLANT COP 2: I think he said...use a bomb!

PLANT COP 1: Bomb what?

PRESIDENT: *moves his hands randomly*

PLANT COP 2: He might have said bomb the prison!

PLANT COP 1: *sees President shake his head* No! He said bomb the Zen Garden!

PLANT COP 3: Good idea, Mr. President! The enemies are never going to know that we will attack there! *presses bomb button*

PRESIDENT: No!

HELICOPTER: *drops bomb*

PLANT COP 1: It will take 7 hours before it hits the garden!

REPEATER: Siri! Make my poop green!

SIRI: Sorry, I don't understand "Siri! Make my poop green!".

REPEATER: *hears doorbell* Be right back, Siri! *drops her*

SIRI: OW! (bleep)! That hurt you retard!

SUNFLOWER: I need to use your computer!

REPEATER: Sure!

SUNFLOWER: *moves mouse to the X on Rep's Minecraft*

REPEATER: NO! MY GAME! DON'T YOU DARE! USE THE INTERNET BUT MINIMISE THE GAME!

SUNFLOWER: You can come back to it later! *reveals that it isn't Sunflower but it is Pear-pult*

REPEATER: Pear-pult! You again!

PEAR-PULT: *knocks Rep out* Ha ha! Revenge! This one is the retard! *2 hours later* Wake up, retard!

REPEATER: Why am I always called that? *is shown tied up* You evildoer!

PLANT COP 1: *shown tied up along with the other plant cops, Sun, Pea, Plantern and Snow* Plant Cops is fail now!

CACTUS-LIKE PLANT: OK, boss! I have gotten the pack of zombies sorted!

ZOMBIE: We will make sure they don't trying eating you again!

PEAR-PULT: Thanks, Zombie! And Cactoos! Get a makeover! You look like a piece of (bleep), you (bleep)!

CACTOOS: Can you stop cussing? And I need money for that makeover! Give me some!

PEAR-PULT: No!

CACTOOS: Then I will look like 'a piece of (bleep)' forever!

PEAR-PULT: Fine! *gives Cactoos 20 bucks*

REPEATER: What is with your voice?

CACTOOS: I'M A FREAKIN BRIT!

NARRATOR: 2 hours later...They escaped?! How?

REPEATER: *shown doing Kung fu against Cactoos and the zombies* I win!

CACTOOS: Oh crap! Pear! I need a makeover!

PEAR-PULT: *in handcuffs* The cops have got me!

PLANT COP 1, 2 AND 3: PLANT COPS!

The End.